Back to my story... in order for me to properly wind the hose, I had to unwind most of it. Lurking (yes lurking) on the canister was one of the ugliest and most disgusting spiders I have seen to date. Next to it was its egg sack. I don't think I screamed because it was staring right at me with those HUGE green eyes. I quickly assessed the situation and decided that taking a picture was the best course of action. I was certain that it was a deadly species and would need to be identified. I didn't trust my memory under stress so I rushed in for the camera.
The Monster (notice the capital) was waiting for me when I returned. I snapped a few pictures (none of them truly show its grotesque qualities - I blame the camera), took off my shoe and promptly swatted at it. The first hit just winged it and it jumped (yes jumped) off the canister. I was quicker than the monster and smashed it with skill. It is still on my back patio in two crumpled heaps.
I collected the egg sac for further study. It is still on my counter top in a zip lock baggie. I probably should have double bagged it for security purposes but it seems fine.
I researched the monster (my heart still pounding) and found out it is called a "daring jumping spider". They can jump great distances considering their size but don't seem to be poisonous to humans. If you want some great and gross reading, check out this link:
http://www.fcps.edu/islandcreekes/ecology/daring_jumping_spider.htm
Here is The Monster...

